Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Quote of the Day

“Now when it comes time for them to get married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.”

From the New York Times article on abstinence education.

Ew. Does he use this schtick with high school kids?! I can just hear the snickering and giggles now.

The fact that he's saying this while illustrating his point with two pieces of tape does not keep the vomit down. If the "stickiness" of your marriage depends on abstinence, you've got pretty weak "stickiness." Ew again. I need a shower.

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