Did you hear the one about the guy who took an Onion article seriously? I kid you not. Actually, you probably did hear about it, because it is burning up the 'net. My jaw is still on the floor.
Update: Could this potentially be a ploy to divert us from some real threat? I've spent quite a bit of time today marvelling at this "Pete" from March Together for Life. Judging by the hundreds of comments on his blog and the many links to it from other blogs, it would seem that many bloggers are finding themselves mesmerized by this story. What could they be up to? I urge all Americans to be extra vigilant. There's a good chance that the Religious Wrong are, at this very moment, launching a major offensive. Stay strong!
Update #2: The idiot is now proclaiming that his post was a joke. Unfortunately for him, we all know who can't take a joke. He's moved on to other things, like attacking stem cell research. I suppose we must all move on, too. After all, there's a primary on the 18th!